Black Widow: Are you all really that naive? S.H.I.E.L.D monitors potential threats.
Bruce Banner: Captain America is on potential threat watch list?
Tony Stark: [to Rogers] You’re on that list? Are you above or below angry bees?
Steve Rogers: I swear to God, Stark, one more crack…
Tony Stark: Threatening! I feel threatened!
Tony made Cap take the Lord’s name in vain. Tsk, tsk.
Really? They want me on a submerged, pressurized metal container?
(carrier lifts off)
Oh no, this is MUCH worse.
here’s a thing i meant to write ages ago!
Fuck yeah. Tell it. :)
| — | Robert Downey, Jr., Esquire May 2012 (via heavenly-soulmates) |
It occurred to me yesterday that the universe is divided into Boring Things (99%), Things to Play With (most of the 1%), and Pepper.
After Cap stomped off after being (correctly) labeled useless, Bruce said, “Can I ask why you’re doing this?” He gestured at the decidedly illegal invasion of federal data going on all around them. “Other than wanting to know, I mean. ‘Cause you seem to be really enjoying this.”
“Well observed.” Tony smiled. “Two reasons. One, Fury seems to enjoy having his agents walk into my house without knocking. Turnabout is more fun when it’s grossly unfair.”
“And two?”
“I’m really curious whether he’ll try to have me shot.”
“I think the jury has reached a verdict.”
I have no idea why I started trying to figure out what everyone’s favorite Jeopardy! categories would be this morning. But since I did, here they are, though I have drawn a blank on Bruce.
Tony Stark: Thermonuclear astrophysics; heavy metal music; cars.
Steve Rogers: World Wars; big band music; art and artists.
Natasha Romanova: Famous assassinations; Russian history; firearms.
Bruce Banner: The human body; gamma radiation; _____ (“Being self-deprecating” is not a category).
Clint Barton: Archers and archery; aviation; surveillance techniques.
Thor: Asgardian wildlife; meteorology; potent potables.
Nick Fury: Knows everything, reveals nothing, refuses to play.
By the time the next movie comes out they will all be grand masters in “Putting up with Tony’s crap.”
If Tony Stark and Captain Jack Harkness were in a room together?
Well first of all, no alcohol would survive in a radius of several kilometers.
Why else would he make the sexual tension so obvious?
I have it on good authority that there exist other sources of tension between people than lust.
